


Iran's red flag of revenge, hoisted above the Jamkaran Mosque in Qom last week after Israeli forces started bombing the rogue nation, has been eliminated by a rainbow-colored ballistic missile of restorative justice, the Washington Free Beacon has learned. Only the flag was destroyed in the precision strike, because Israel doesn't target civilians.
The revenge flag, a symbol of justice and retaliation in the Shia tradition, is a relatively minor loss for the Islamist regime, which has been utterly humiliated on the world stage. Israeli jets have control of the skies after Iran's air defenses were neutralized by Mossad commandos using drones and other weapons smuggled into the country. Targeted strikes have eliminated several dozen senior military commanders and leading scientists tied to Iran's nuclear weapons program.
Iranian supreme leader Ali Khamenei vowed to inflict "harsh punishment" on the "scoundrel Zionist regime" after the first wave of attacks, which haven't stopped. Israeli officials believe Khamenei is in a "difficult mental state" because "everyone he has worked with is dead."

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