President Joe Biden, 80, is excruciatingly old and infirm. In addition to using the short stairs to get on and off of Air Force One, he's also been working with a physical therapist to improve his balance after suffering a series of humiliating falls in public.

Axios reports that "Democrats, including some in the administration, are terrified that Biden will have a bad fall—with a nightmare scenario of it happening in the weeks before the November 2024 election."

The Washington Free Beacon wanted to learn more about Biden's anti-fall exercise routine and to share that information with the voting public.

In furtherance of this critical objective, we exclusively (and semi-legally) obtained the following photos. They reveal the various methods Biden's nurse practitioners have employed to enhance the president's balance and stability. Enjoy!

Crossfit

Plyometrics (basic)

Plyometrics (advanced)

TRX suspension straps 

Martial arts 

Floor routine

Rope harness (basic)

Rope harness (advanced)

Moon boots (basic)

Moon boots (advanced)

Balls (basic)

Balls (advanced) 

Balloon therapy 

Extreme sports 

Water sports 

Extreme water sports 

Whatever the hell this is

And this

And this

Exoskeleton bodysuit (highly classified)