


Fear The Walking Dead
I’m running out of patience with Fear The Walking Dead in its final season. Sure, I’ve thought this show was garbage since partway through Season 4, but the fact that they haven’t learned or made any changes to improve things in all these years is just too much.
Three big things happened in ‘Odessa’:
This revelation is pretty stupid. The brother is the big bad guy but he’s a total wimp. He comes across as completely stupid and cowardly in the flashback, which doesn’t exactly inspire fear in us in the present. Why these two are kidnapping kids and taking them here is unclear. This was not their father’s mission or what he told them to do when he died.
Other dumb crap:
I don’t know, folks. This is just truly horrible television. It’s on another level altogether. Bringing back Madison was pointless. All these characters running into each other again after all these years is so silly. And why would Madison tell the people Daniel has been leading this whole time that they should get Morgan to be their leader? She barely knows Morgan. He was going to kill her last week. He’s probably the worst leader in any Walking Dead show—even worse than Rick Grimes!
The biggest question, however, is why AMC hasn’t canned these showrunners and brought in someone competent. What a waste. This show stinks.
Gravity Falls
P.S. My bird name is going to be Pterodactyl. Readers gave me many, many great suggestions and I was tempted by many of them, but I figure picking this one means I won’t accidentally pick one taken by a character in the show. Oh, and you have to pronounce the P. Puh-terodactyl. Like from Gravity Falls.
Pterodactyl out! (He said, zipping away on his magical flying walkie-talkie to go make up for all the bad things he’s done.)