If you don’t know not to pet the bears, you might have bigger problems than job cuts at the National Park Service by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) – but, just in case you don’t, Fox News Channel’s Jesse Watters debunked CBS’s fearmongering.

Fox took on the bear threat Wednesday after CBS apparently couldn’t see the forest through the trees in its squirrely story insinuating that park-goers could get eaten by bears without enough park employees on-hand to counsel them.

“The number of park rangers has nothing to do with the number of bear attacks,” Fox's “The Five” Co-host Jesse Watters explained during a discussion of media's outrageous scare tactics.

Watch Watters provide facts to defend DOGE from CBS’s grisly attack.