Burglars broke into a sporting goods store in Huancayo, Peru, and stole 200 sneakers. Unfortunately for them, they were all for the right foot. They were unaware that some shops that sell footwear in high crime areas sometimes separate right and left sneakers to make it more difficult for thieves who are often in a hurry to leave the scene of a crime.

AND SHE LIT UP A SMOKE FOR HER ENCORE: A woman attending a Los Angeles Philharmonic concert experienced a “loud and full-body, screaming orgasm” in the middle of Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphony. She was reportedly seen breathing heavily immediately afterwards, and one witness said that her expression of ecstasy was “wonderfully timed” to a “romantic swell” in the music, calling it “an expression of pure physical joy.”

WHY DRINK MILK DURING A BURGLARY?: A man who broke into a café in Hastings, England, and stole the tip jar was caught because he left behind a carton of milk that he had with him when he came in, enabling police to obtain his DNA and identify him.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?: A drunk driver pulled over by police in Groningen, Holland, produced a fake driver’s license identifying him as former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, which was apparently “issued” by a souvenir shop in Ukraine. The cops, who said that the “license” had an expiration date of December, 3000, were not fooled.

IT ADDS ZING TO ANY RECIPE, OFFICER: A man who was pulled over in Clearwater, Fla., while driving with a permanently revoked license, told arresting officers that the large bag of heroin that they found in his vehicle was sent him by his family in Guatemala, and that he “thought it was chili powder.”

BUT THEY DID APPEAR TO BE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS: A woman was accused of conducting a prostitution operation out of her hair salon in the Hanover Township, Pa., after neighbors saw cars parked there at all hours of the day and night, and observed that men who were leaving the place didn’t look like their hair had been cut.

OH, YOU AGAIN!: A man ran naked through downtown Lewiston, Maine, right past the police station before jumping into a canal. He was rescued and transported to a hospital. Officers said that this was not the first time that they have interacted with him, and that drug use was a factor.

I KNOW HOW TO HOLD MY LIQUOR, PAL … HICCUP!: A company in Murcia, Spain, fired an electrician for “repeated and excessive alcohol consumption,” both while on the job and at the wheel of his company vehicle. But a court ruled that he should be reinstated because there was no proof that his heavy drinking had left him “inebriated, intoxicated, drunk,” or unable to do his job.

SORRY, TICKETED CUSTOMERS ONLY: A young moose walked into a movie theater in Kenai, Alaska, helped itself to an abandoned tray of popcorn and turned to a garbage can for more treats before two employees directed the animal to the nearest exit.