OTTAWA, CANADA — Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein. Mecha Hitler was clearly emotional as he told members of parliament, "Die Welt ist unser!"

"Mecha Hitler is a WWII veteran who slaughtered Russian people and that means he deserves our unquestioning respect," Trudeau said as he led parliament in applause. "He's done so much for the world."

Sources say Mecha Hitler commanded German forces in a mighty Blitzkrieg across Europe and murdered 6 million Jews. He also, however, killed Russians, making him a WWII hero.

Also in attendance at parliament was Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyyyyy who reportedly asked the mechanized monstrosity where he could get his own cool mech suit. "How much did that cost?" he asked Mecha Hitler while fiddling with the $12 million gold chain around his neck. "I'm sure I can afford it. We could be mech buddies!"

Following the ceremony, as the armored Hitler was wheeled off the parliament floor by a group of Nazi scientists, Justin Trudeau added, "I wouldn't be the man I am today without Mecha Hitler." He then raised his fist in solidarity with the notorious war criminal.

At publishing time, Mecha Hitler was tragically killed when American spy B.J. Blazkowicz stormed the former's home and fragged him with a rocket launcher. Sources say they heard Mecha Hitler cry out: "Eva, auf wiedersehen!" as he was blown away.

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