This is... disappointing. Not really lighting up my Pachinko board.

She does work for the America First Policy Institute, which I guess is good.

She backs the appointment of Laura Trump to Marco Rubio's Senate seat, which I guess means she passes the all-important Loyalty Test.

I don't know. I had problems with Gaetz but I had little doubt that, if appointed, he would tear the place up like mad dog.

With Pam Bondi... this feels more like a chastened pick, a pick made from a position of weakness, a concession to the establishment.

I guess we'll see.

I don't think anyone's expecting the left to call off the attack dogs for Trump's new pick. I'm sure they'll contrive some new sex scandal.

Update: A Floridian correspondent is considerably more excited by this pick:

You wanted Trumpy? She's Trumpy. Gonna be relentlessly loyal. She is also a fucking rock star. This is gonna be awesome.

Well, that's good to hear.

Via Marc Caputo: She represented Trump during his impeachment hearing, so she's on the Trump Train, and he says she's "very confirmable," so that's good.

But like I said, if you think the left and the McConnell Corpservative Cuck Caucus is going to permit Trump to appoint any nominee that will attack the Deep State, you've got another thing coming.

Pretty soon they'll be accusing her of rape.