"Redneck alarm clock."

Big wave in slow-motion.

ICYMI: Doggo loves jumping in leaf piles.

Chonky boy has a snack.

Two chonky boys have a snack.

Here's an idea: An Olympics promotional event which does not feature transgenders and drag queens mocking Jesus.

Another promotion with no gay agenda. I wonder how we managed to avoid injecting gayness into everything for 100,000 years.

Long shadows on the veld.

Helicopter-skiing. Alternate angle for the helicopter-skiing stunt.

This is why you should never eat eggs in bed.