Good morning kids. Well, here on the Morning Report we ask, or as some of my old classmates from Brooklyn would say, "axe you" the important questions. Such as which is more disturbing?
Anyway, scientists discovered a fungus inside Irish caves that turns cave spiders into zombies.
The Zizians are anything but fun. They’re a transgender murder cult operating across the length and breadth of the nation.
So, Irish zombie spiders or a murderous cult of psychotic perverts. But, as we are fond of saying around here, embrace the power of "and." Zizzian I imagine (having no firsthand knowledge I can assure you!) is the sound that emanates from Anita Dunn's thighs when she's molting or being ravaged by the Gorn.
All of which segues rather nicely into a number of stories that confirm the notion that evil never rests, and despite the miracle of Trump's landslide victory and several weeks now of him delivering bigly on his promises, the forces of Evil are indeed striking back primarily in the courts as we are well aware, since their hold on power is being directly and effectively challenged perhaps for the first time ever. But of course, their unshakeable faith that History (certainly not God as they are Godless heathens in the main) is on their side as the protectors of Democracy, then by nay means necessary to preserve, protect and defend their status is acceptable.
dodge minivan that was destroyed in a fire in a Philadelphia neighborhood Tuesday morning has been identified as a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) vehicle, according to Citizen Alerts, a community-wide emergency notification app.
And I'm sure this is completely coincidental, right?!
Antifa, a violent, so-called anti-fascist group, tweeted out a list of over 1,500 Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents’ identities. The Twitter account “nebraska antifa” sent out a tweet to its followers on Tuesday that linked to the personal information of ICE officers compiled from information found on LinkedIn.
Psaki-psircling back to the Zizzians, they are involved in a shootout in Vermont with ICE agents resulting in the death of an ICE agent.
https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2025/02/18/the-murder-of-a-border-agent-on-inauguration-day-keeps-getting-weirder-and-weirder-n4937072
Youngblut and Bauckholt were members of a radical group whose goals and ideology are a pastiche of new-age nonsense. They call themselves "Zizians" after the nom de guerre of their leader, Jack "Ziz" LaSota, who identifies as a woman. The cult-like group consists of radical vegans who believe that artificial intelligence can end the world.
Maybe they saw the Dodge logo on the van and thought DOGE/MUSK?!
Pam Bondi and assuming he is confirmed, Kash Patel need to go after Antifa, their financiers, splinter groups and every other domestic terror group including BLM, La Gaza, Mecha and all the others who are the inheritors of the phrase "Armed Militant Wing of the Democrat Party," or the Ku Klux Klan. Yes my dear Leftist followers, you and your party created the KKK as a terrrist organization to thwart reconstruction and integration.
An anti-Israel protest erupted into violence and mayhem as a swarm of demonstrators flooded a primarily Orthodox Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn on Tuesday night. One person was arrested after dozens of agitators chanting “Zionists go to hell” and waving Palestinian flags descended on Borough Park to protest a real estate event, according to police and reports. . . Bronx Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-NY) blasted protesters for targeting Borough Park “simply because it is Jewish.” “It should come as a shock to no one that the pro-Hamas mob targeting Jews and promising to ‘flood’ Boro Park has descended into violence,” he posted to X Tuesday night. “Violence is not a bug but a feature of the so-called ‘Free Palestine’ movement, which has no desire to free Palestinians from Hamas.”
The ACLU was unavailable for comment having recently disposed of their swastika armbands they had leftover from Skokie 1977.
Every DA's office in the nation that does this needs to be shuttered, the DA's that do this ejected and perhaps arrested. And dear Lord it's high time Soros and his entire criminal seditious treasonous enterprise gets the living shit RICO'd out of it.
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