Good morning kids. The revolting if not completely unsurprising news that broke late yesterday is that Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants, the demented venal daughter-raper pardoned his bastard-making bastard of a son and bag man Hunter of any and all crimes he may have committed between 2014 and 2024. This after repeatedly lying about ever intending to do such a thing in the media for years now. Shocking, right?! Pfft. It's perfectly clear why he did this to anyone who has more than two functioning neurons to rub together why the vegetable sham president did this:

2014 was the year that Hunter Biden joined the board of Ukraine’s Burisma, scoring a $1 million payday, and millions more for the Biden Crime Family. It was also the year that Yelena Baturina, the wife of former Moscow mayor Yury Luzhkov sent $3.5 million to a Hunter organization and attended an event with Joe Biden in D.C. It was also the year that a Kazakh oligarch who had just taken over the BTA Bank with whom both Joe was photographed sent six figures.

Were all of these foreign oligarchs sending big checks to a man who had just been discharged from the Naval Reserve over his cocaine use or to his dad who was the one actually in power?

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Hunter, an inept crackhead who could barely write coherent emails, was not being showered with checks, wire transfers and even diamonds because of his legal and business acumen.

The only reason an addict was being sent so much money that he could use it to indulge his worst appetites was because of his father. The ‘Big Guy’ was always the mastermind.