Good morning kids. HOPE YOU HAD A NICE WEEKEND.

Somewhere in a men's room stall (the one with the Tampax dispenser) at Fox News Brett Baier is shpritzing his uvula from Rip Taylor's "$1.98 Beauty Sow" giant clown atomizer to keep it nice and supple in preparation for his big moment when he calls Arizona for Come-Allah Harris. Which no doubt will be happening some time in the next 18 to 24 hours.

Of all the times to be without my computer!!!!! Supposed to have it back by midweek. We shall see. Keep hope alive.