Get ready for a shock -- she will continue to avoid saying what her policies are, because her policies are bright bloody red and she knows the media will portray her as a Sensible Common-Sense Moderate. She doesn't have to lie or make promises to govern from the center, or even from the center-left.

She'll just keep relying on the media to lie for her. Then, if she's elected, she'll have made no commitments. She will have a free red hand.

CNN, by the way, is strongly hinting that a high-profile celebrity, either Beyonce or Taylor Swift (or... both?) will show up tonight.

But Don LeMon says it's... George Bush.

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BREAKING: Former CNN host Don Lemon says sources have told him George Bush could be speaking at the DNC.

His spokesman denied it, but we'll see.

Never trust a Bush.

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