Are you baking your pies?

You distract her, I'll pounce and seize her.

The escape.

Dog is waiting for his owner to stop being boring and do something.

Excitable penguin.

Stroking the tapir, if you get me.

Sometimes a bear breaks into your home and plays your piano.

Bathing be-arties.

Good boys. Thanks to Deb Heine.

I was on a trail one time and I saw a very large eagle's shadow crossing on the ground. I was almost as alarmed as that cat.

You might say, what were you afraid of? An eagle can't do anything to you.

Oh yeah?

He can drop a snake on you!