Good dog remains calm and steady while a vicious toddler dresses him up like a whore in a red-light window.

These goats are less agile than I've come to expect. Do better, goats. #DoBetter.

Sitzkrieg.

Daring rescue of a dog who is caught in the bars of a railing, hanging out many stories about the street.

A springbok (or whatever) outswims a crocodile.

Dad humor.

Probably fake but I kinda want to try it.

Neat, but fake. The video shows a human player who has been replaced by CGI with a digital model.

Every cat is just a superstar who hasn't been discovered yet.

Real art, just like the kind Hunter Biden makes.

Seagull shoplifter.

This bear says, "Thanks for the swing set, sucker!"

Mother dog intervenes to stop owner from hitting her puppy with a shoe.

Brazilian girls on the beach showing off what Brazilian girls are most desired for: soccer skills.