Always, and I do mean always, trust content from Ace, even if -- especially if -- it's a comedy piece and seems outlandish and absurd.

But yeah, this fugly scamster has deleted her social media accounts and rumors claim that's because she single and ready to mingle.

Ugh. How revolting. Mothers, lock up your sons! They don't want none of this!

Ugh. She looks like Caesar Romero got his Jokerface stuck in one of those face-smooshing machines. I know there's no such thing as a face-smooshing machine, but that's what it looks like. It's not my problem if reality can't accommodate my metaphors.

Never trust a cashewhead. That's my policy, and it's gotten me this far.

Magills
@magills_

Fetterman finally got that annoying lump removed

The news is just filled with women with swampcooch. Why? Why must it be this way? Why can't they clean themselves properly?

You're supposed to be selective about what you put in that thang. It's not a dumping ground for any dirty thing that comes through your transom. A vagina is not the stupid garbage-drawer next to sink. Or at least it's not supposed to be.

Is any of this true? I don't want to put much stock in the claims of "misha." That's a RUSSIAN name, you know. MACEDONIAN CONTENT FARMERS!!!!

But I'll entertain any rumor that gives me the excuse to post this: