I thought Instapundit was joking, parodying the media's "Palestinians were killed by the IDF," while "Israelis died due to the conflict" style or reporting.
But no, this is 100% real.
The Jew fell down all on his own and killed himself by hitting his head. What a clumsy Jew!
But then: Why is someone being arrested?! You don't arrest someone just because some klutzy Jew falls down and kills himself. What is going on here?!
Let's find out together. We'll go on a Learning Adventure with our Truth Telling Frenz at CNN.
A 50-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the death of a Jewish protester who fell and hit his head during Israel-Hamas protests in Southern California earlier this month, the Ventura County Sheriff's Office said in a news release Thursday.
"In connection with the death"? What connection? Like, a spiritual connection?
Or like an actual physical-plane cause-and-effect connection?
Loay Alnaji was arrested Thursday on suspicion of involuntary manslaughter and his bail will be set at $1 million, the news release said.
Involuntary manslaughter? Isn't that a charge usually levied when someone attacks another person, without the intent to kill him, and winds up killing the victim?
You mean this guy hit the clumsy Jewish protester?!
Alnaji was arrested within the hour and does not yet appear in the Ventura County inmate roster. CNN is trying to determine if he has legal representation.
Paul Kessler, 69, died after suffering a head injury following an interaction with a pro-Palestine protestor during dueling rallies on November 5.
Ah! So now CNN has finally gotten up the journalistic nerve to confess this clumsy Jew didn't just fall down and kill himself. In fact, there was "an interaction."
Witnesses said Kessler was "involved in a physical altercation" with at least one counter protester while pro-Israeli and pro-Palestinian rallies were being held in Thousand Oaks, the Ventura County Sheriff's Office said in an earlier news release.
Oh, Kessler was "involved in a physical altercation."
What about the pro-Hamas "protester" who, you know, fucking murdered him? Was he involved in a physical altercation as well? Or just an interaction?
It is unclear what interaction Kessler and Alnaji had before the incident.
Oh, you mean the clumsy Jew might have deserved being clubbed over the head and murdered?
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Kessler, according to the sheriff's office, was supporting Israel at the demonstrations -- two among the many that have sprung up in cities across the United States, either in support of Israel or to protest its retaliation for the October 7 Hamas attacks, which killed more than 1,200 people.
More than 11,200 people have been killed in Gaza since Israel launched its military offensive a month ago, the Palestinian Ministry of Health in Ramallah said Tuesday, drawing from sources in the Hamas-controlled enclave. Israeli airstrikes have hit schools, refugee camps and ambulances.
You mean the Hamas-run Palestinian Health Ministry told you this?
Are you still running that psyop, CNN, pretending that this same "Health Authority" which previously reported the fake hospital bombing is not itself a Hamas entity?
The man who police have questioned in relation to the death of a Jewish man during a clash with pro-Palestinian protestors is a 50-year-old college professor, DailyMail.com can reveal.
Loay Alnaji, who teaches computer science at Ventura Community College in California, allegedly hit Paul Kessler with a megaphone knocking him to the ground.
Oh, the passionate Palestinian protester attacked him, passionately I trust.
Weird, CNN was never able to quite confess this critical allegation of fact. They did everything in their power to obscure the connection between the "Palestinian protester" and the death of the Jewish man.
So it wasn't just clumsiness that was the cause of his death?
Police raided his home on a quiet cul-de-sac in Moorpark, California, on Sunday evening, we have learned.
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Alnaji is unabashed in his support for the Palestinian cause, posting online a video of an activist Shahid King Bolsen comparing the terror group Hamas with historic civil rights icons.
'If someone asked me to condemn Hamas I would say, what's the rush?' Bolsen says in the video posted on Instagram. 'Let's let history decide.
'You condemned Nelson Mandela until you didn't, until he was a hero,' he adds. 'You condemned Mahatma Gandhi until you didn't.
'Let's wait and see because you might change you mind on this one too.
Bolsen, who was born Shannon Morris, is a 52-year-old American Catholic convert to slam who was sentenced to death in Dubai for murder. The court later reduced his conviction to manslaughter and he was released after paying compensation to the victim's family, the New York Times reported in 2015.
Denver-based Bolsen has been accused of inciting violence against Americans and US businesses in Egypt, a claim which he denied.
These people demand the power to censor your speech for what they claim is disinformation.
Never forget that. And never yield to these thugs' demands.
Do not bow to their Absolute Immoral Authority.