Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888

BREAKING NEWS: George Floyd full autopsy released. Says "no life threatening injuries identified" and reveals high levels of multiple additional toxic drugs on top of the Fentanyl that was initially reported.

Fentanyl plus morphine plus amphetamines. Plus he was fat as college activist.

Wealth Turtle
@wealth_turtle

He's 3 years sober now

I don't want to start this bullshit up again, but I'm tired of the "Paul Ryan supports DeSantis" smear. A lot of people who don't like Trump are supporting DeSantis.

David Duke supported Trump. I thought back then we agreed that a politician is not responsible for who decides to support him. Or are we now saying that Trump had a secret agreement with David Duke?

If you want to get into this guilt by association shit, then take note of Trump's biggest supporters this cycle: The Lincoln Project, which doesn't want DeSantis to get the nomination, because 1, he'd be in a better position to beat the Democrat, and 2, he's no good for their business model of grifting off of mentally-ill Democrats with Trump Panic Appeals.

They wrote an open letter to DeSantis:

Congratulations on entering the 2024 Presidential primary process. Running for President is a life-altering event that will challenge your mental and physical abilities to the utmost.

But first, let's cut to the chase: you're going to get absolutely destroyed. Your awkwardness, disdain for people, and general disgust with the process, won't help while youre shaking countless hands in distant diners or standing in the middle of a fair posing for pictures with a butter cow.

You think you are owed a win, but you've never been attacked like Trump will wreck you. Your height, your recent and sudden weight loss, your terrible political judgment, the bad advice from domineering advisors, will all be fair game to Trump. He�s going to go through you like fingers through pudding. You�re too weak and afraid of Trump and his MAGA cult members to fight him to win.

Just enough with the cheap, bottom-feeding attacks, like "this person I don't like supports DeSantis." The ultimate RINO neoliberal Lindsey Graham supports Trump. Do we have to continue this seventh-grade "I don't like the people who think Betty's all that" argument or can we put it aside?

Target's CEO is telling boycotters, and opponents of Satan, to f*** right off, saying, essentially: I dare you bigots to boycott this business, which is changing the world for the better by selling "tuckable" bathing suits to children.

Target's top executive dismissed the social media uproar over the retailer's new line of LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing, saying that marketing the products are good for business and "the right thing for society."

Outraged shoppers posted videos and images on social media showing bathing suits that offer "extra crotch coverage" as well as rainbow-colored onesies for infants and children.

Other offerings that raised conservative hackles include T-shirts that say "Pride Adult Drag Queen 'Katya,'" "Trans people will always exist!" and "Girls Gays Theys."

On Fortune's "Leadership Next" podcast last week, Target CEO Brian Cornell was asked about the backlash to "woke" capitalism, which has also engulfed iconic beer brand Bud Light as well as entertainment giant Disney.

"I think those are just good business decisions, and it's the right thing for society, and it's the great thing for our brand," Cornell said. We will see. We will see.

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom sounds like True Conservative Neocon here, attacking Target over reports that they're hiding their Tuckable Swimsuits for Children:

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom

CEO of Target Brian Cornell selling out the LGBTQ+ community to extremists is a real profile in courage.

This isn't just a couple stores in the South. There is a systematic attack on the gay community happening across the country.

Wake up America.

This doesn't stop here. You're black? You�re Asian? You're Jewish? You're a woman?

You're next.

Taking Care of Business:

A man from Kentucky has been accused of shooting his roommate following a dispute over the last Hot Pocket.

Clifton Williams,64 , was apprehended in Louisville early Sunday and charged with one count of second-degree assault. During his arraignment on Monday, Williams pleaded not guilty.

According to WAVE-TV, Williams became agitated after discovering that his unidentified roommate had consumed the final Hot Pocket. In response, Williams allegedly threw tiles at his roommate.

The victim informed the police that he attempted to defend himself but was in the process of leaving when Williams reentered their residence, retrieved a firearm, and shot him in the backside, according to the news outlet.

Justified shooting. It's no sin to defend property, especially if that property is a delicious Hot Pocket.

Comer is threatening to file Contempt of Congress charges against Wray if he continues refusing to produce the subpoenaed document detailing the allegations of a Biden bribery scheme.