Trump says he'll be signing pardons for the J6ers tonight. It's like they're staging an Insurrection in My Heart!
Politico's Jonathan Martin is a totally neutral and objective journalist with unerring judgment, which is why he decided to launch an incredibly petty rant against Trump for (checks notes) making a joke that the broad rim of Melania's hat might be caught by the wind and lift her off the ground like a helicopter.
Martin urges his other "straight journalists" to portray this as abnormal and deserving of condemnation:
Jonathan Martin
@jmart
Now TV networks get to pretend like a newly inaugurated president riffing on his wifes hat and how it is shaped so that the wind could elevate her up with (the former) Marine One is totally normal
"Riffing." He spoke two sentences about it.
Walgreen's decision to close stores which are losing money due to the rampant theft Chicago "citizens" decided to authorize is (checks notes) "racist" because black people have a right to steal and any burdening or inconveniencing of this right is a Constitutional violation or something.
A nice thread summing up the failures and miseries and evils of the Biden Usurpation in pictures.
Physics Geek comments, and links a video of the new stupid protests:
Physics Geek
@physicsgeek
Chicago: We're not gonna prosecute shoplifters
Walgreens: We're losing too much money so we're closing some stores
Chicago: This is obviously racist
Non-stupid people: You could just arrest the shoplifters
Chicago: Nope, still racist
Non-stupid people: What is your proposed solution?
Chicago: Keep letting them steal without consequences while you burn through piles of cash.
Non-stupid people: I guess we're gonna go with "racist" here
Elon Musk gestured to his heart, and then threw that heart to the crowd. In case you didn't understand his gesture, he explicitly said, "Thank you, I'm throwing my heart out to all of you."
PBS, the organization that will be defunded after Musk recommends it in a month, clips out the explanation of the gesture and claims Musk was doing a Nazi salute:
Charles Cooke wrote, "It took two hours for them to get back to this bullshit." (He might not have said bullshit, but that was the gist.)
Steven Miller said, "They've learned exactly nothing."
PBS did not disclose that it is running political ops against Musk in order to protect their own grift against the American taxpayers.
Rep. Nadler
@RepJerryNadler
I never imagined we would see the day when what appears to be a Heil Hitler salute would be made behind the Presidential seal. This abhorrent gesture has no place in our society and belongs in the darkest chapters of human history. I urge all of my colleagues to unite in condemning this hateful gesture for what it is: antisemitism.
By the way: These bitter clinger Uniparty criminals skipped Trump's Inaugural lunch. The Clintons, the Obamas, and of course, the Bushes. May they all burn in hell.
Nancy Pelosi and Donkey-Chompers skipped, too.
Rumors that Mark Zuckerberg increased his testosterone through jiu-jitsu, with the testosterone acting as the ultimate red-pill, are vindicated:
The portrait of the criminally-pardoned Deep State liberal operative Milley was taken down from the Pentagon: