This is not Yacht Rock. Not even close.
Sean "Diddy" Combs' lawyer thinks there's a simple explanation for the rapper's massive supply of baby oil: He buys in bulk.
Marc Agnifilo spoke about the disgraced hip-hop mogul's arrest and federal prosecutors' claim that Homeland Security found 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube when they raided Combs' mansions while speaking with TMZ, echoing what he told The Post in an exclusive interview last week.
"Back when I was a kid in the late '70s, they were called threesomes," Agnifilo said of the so-called "freak off" sex parties that the US Attorneys allege Diddy, 54, hosted. According to the feds, Diddy would lure and coerce women to engage in sexual performances with male sex workers for him to watch and record -- sometimes without their knowledge.
As for why Combs would need 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube if the rapper was having threesomes and not "freak offs," Agnifilo told TMZ, "I don't know where the number '1,000' came from. I can't imagine it's thousands [of bottles of baby oil and lube], and I'm not really sure what the baby oil has to do with anything."
When TMZ's Harvey Levin explained that the baby oil could be used as "a lubricant for an orgy," the rapper's attorney responded, "I guess -- I don't know what you need a thousand [for]. One bottle of baby oil goes a long way. I don't know what you need a thousand for."
Agnifilo added, "[Diddy] has a big house. He buys in bulk. I think they have Costcos in every place where he has a home. I mean, have you sat in a parking lot of a Costco and see what people walk out of there with?"
"I don't think it was a thousand. Let's just say it was a lot."
And in the latter case, their lives will be demolished, because Puff Diddler will release the videotapes of anyone who testifies against him.
One Department of Homeland Security agent who visited Diddy's $35 million Florida mansion in March -- his California home, which he listed for sale for $61.5 million in September, was also searched -- told a news outlet that the "Mo Money Mo Problems" hitmaker had rooms that were filled with sex toys, bondage gear, lingerie -- and hidden cameras. "You were being recorded from every possible angle, including angles you wouldn't have known about," the agent explained, adding that the women involved were "either barely legal, or barely illegal."
The agent branded Diddy "as bad as Jeffrey Epstein," the convicted pedophile financier who died in a New York jail at 66 in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges. Diddy's attorney Marc Agnifilo denied the similarity, insisting in court September 17, "these were consenting adults."
A 16 year old alleges she was non-consenting.
Not according to the feds. Diddy ensured participation from the women by controlling their careers, tracking their whereabouts and using "intimidation and violence," prosecutors say. He allegedly assaulted women by "striking, punching, dragging, throwing objects at and kicking them" causing injuries that could take days or weeks to heal.
He got away with it for more than a decade, prosecutors claim, by relying on his employees, who he sometimes controlled with violence, to ensure witnesses kept their mouths shut. There are also reports of potential blackmail material, with feds confirming Diddy "used the sensitive, embarrassing and incriminating recordings that he made during Freak Offs as collateral to ensure the continued obedience and silence of the victims."
Indeed, aside from those who've filed civil lawsuits, few have spoken out. According to rapper, actor and producer 50 Cent, 49, that's because "some of them were involved, at the parties and enjoyed themselves, so they don't know what the f--k is on tape," as he told The Hollywood Reporter in July. Hip-hop radio host Charlamagne Tha God, 46, believes "there will be others involved," warning on The Breakfast Club September 17, "If you've ever been butt naked anywhere with Diddy and there was some women around or men around that he told you were part of the party, you're probably going to jail." Says the source: "There are dozens of people in Hollywood who are terrified of being called to testify. It could spell ruin."
Then there are the civil lawsuits. Singer Casandra "Cassie" Ventura, 38, who was in a relationship with Diddy for about a decade until 2018, bravely opened the floodgates last November when she filed a 35-page complaint accusing Diddy of sexual assault, battery and sex trafficking. He's also facing at least seven other suits from people including singer Dawn Richards (who says she witnessed him perform sex acts on passed-out women at his parties, telling guests, "This is what we do, this is how we party"); producer Rodney "Lil Rod" Jones (who alleges he was required to tape sex acts for Diddy); and Liza Garner (who says Diddy forced her to have sex when she was only 16). Diddy has denied all the allegations.
Diddy's legal woes have led authorities to revisit other troubling claims. A September 16 news report claims federal investigators have been quietly collaborating with Nevada authorities to revisit the drive-by shooting of Tupac Shakur in 1996. (Duane "Keefe D" Davis, the suspect in the case, previously alleged that Diddy solicited him to kill the star.) While in May, Rolling Stone sparked fresh speculation about the 1997 murder of the Notorious B.I.G. (real name: Christopher Wallace) when it reported Biggie allegedly planned to cut ties with Diddy's Bad Boy Records label shortly before his death. Diddy has denied any involvement in the killings.
P. Diddler is threatening that if this prosecution doesn't stop, he's going to take the stand and air out every one else's dirty laundry:
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Diddy's lawyer has confirmed he's prepared to testify in court, potentially exposing other high-profile figures in an effort to reduce his sentence.
"I don't know that I could keep him off the stand. I think he is very eager to tell his story. And I think he will tell every part of his story."
Diddy has pleaded not guilty to all three charges and was denied bail.
Love it. Bring it on. Bring it all out.
Fellow rapper Fifty Cent is making a documentary about Puff Diddler.
In this NSFW video, Fifty Cent said he knew to be wary of Puff Diddler based on this unusual request: Diddler asked him to "go shopping" with him. Which Fifty Cent says makes him a "fruit pop" and made him wonder, "What did this ***** just ask me?"
Like I said, NSFW. Kinda funny though.
Puff Diddy's lawyers also said that the one-time crap rapper couldn't be gay, no matter how many guys he had forced to have sex with him, because he had a "No Homo" chip installed in his spine.
Below, some vids, including some funny ones.
Cynics and squares will say this is a deepfake:
Hillary has some more advice for Puff Diddler.
Bonus: Oprah Winfrey is pals with both Harvey Weinstein and Puff Diddler and she now supports KA-ma-la.