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6 Dec 2024

You probably don't know this, because you're not Sea Otter Experts like I am (and nurse ratchet is), but sea otters are compulsive fans the Home Alone franchise.
Male sea otter asks humans for help, because his girl is stuck in a neck by the dock. The couple are reunited!
Pup squeals as his mom grooms him.
Meanwhile, here's an evil river otter bringing suffering and hatred to the world.
I think the difference is that river otters have shorter hair which appears smoother and better groomed, whereas sea otters have fluffy, spiky, unruly bed-head type hair.
And of course, river otters are evil. For some reason.
Grooming the chinchilla, if you'll pardon my French.