LOL, this is the outcome I was hoping for.

Don LeMon in Pervert Reform School being told that he should respect and appreciate women. LOL.

I know it's hypocritical to gloat about Don LeMon being sent to a Russian re-education camp while opposing anyone being sent to Russian re-education camp. I choose, in this instance, to indulge that hypocrisy. And I suggest you give yourself a Cheat Day on Principles as well.

Don Lemon will return to CNN This Morning on Wednesday following the backlash over comments he made last week about when women were in their "prime."

CNN Worldwide Chairman and CEO Chris Licht wrote in a memo to staff late Monday, "I sat down with Don and had a frank and meaningful conversation. He has agreed to participate in formal training, as well as continuing to listen and learn. We take this situation very seriously."

Licht added, "It is important to me that CNN balances accountability with fostering a culture in which people can own, learn and grow from their mistakes. To that end, Don will return to CNN This Morning on Wednesday."

Hot Air's Karen Townsend observes:

I wonder what "listen and learn" means. There have been stories written about Lemon's inability to share co-hosting duties with Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins. Reports are that his co-hosts complain that Lemon talks over them and tries to lecture them when he thinks he is right about his opinion on a topic, which is always.

True. Don LeMon has a lot of baggage. For one thing, he hates women because he doesn't find them attractive targets for his style of repulsively disgusting sexual assault. For another thing, he has spent years on the Peter Principle Plan for Success, hosting a show he had no business hosting, spouting his insanely-ignorant #HotTakes without challenge. He's not used to anyone else getting to offer their own #HotTakes, which might be just as stupid as his, or even slightly less stupid.

In addition, he is a crazed zealot for the leftwing "journalist" claim that "journalists" must never treat "both sides" as equally deserving of impartial respect, but instead must constantly inform their audience that their are two clear sides of any issue: the good and just side of the issue, and the Republican side.

He could not stand that Kaitlin Collins interviewed Republican chair of the Oversight Committee (or is it Government Affairs?) James Comer, and did not shout him down when he mentioned Hunter Biden's laptop or the New York Post's completely accurate -- indeed, completely unchallenged -- reporting on it.

Did LeMon with his absurdly bloated ego -- how does someone with an IQ that flirts with the "profoundly retarded" range have such a massive ego? -- eagerly agree to this new "training"?

Of course not. Licht doesn't quite say it, but it seems clear that LeMon's return was strictly conditioned on his agreement to go to Pervert Reform School. If he hadn't agreed, he would not have returned to CNN. He would have been fired.

Which is, the Daily Mail reports, exactly what the AWFLs at CNN are demanding.

When you've lost the AWFLs at CNN...

The Daily Mail was previously reporting that he might resign today.

That seems to be on hold, temporarily, with Don LeMon realizing he has no other job prospects and agreeing to go to Pervert Reform School.

But I think that's still in the offing.

EXCLUSIVE: 'If Don doesn't go, we will!': Angry female staffers at CNN issue ultimatum over Lemon's sexist Nikki Haley comments and threaten to quit if he stays on-air

CNN staffers have threatened to quit if Don Lemon is not fired from the network

His resignation could come as soon as tomorrow, sources told DailyMail.com

It comes days after he said women older than their 40s were 'past their prime'

By James Vituscka and Alex Oliveira For Dailymail.Com and James Nye For Dailymail.com

Published: 18:15 EST, 20 February 2023 | Updated: 18:42 EST, 20 February 2023

Furious female staffers at CNN have threatened to quit if Don Lemon stays on-air following his sexist comments last week that Nikki Haley and women in their 40s are 'past their prime'.

With speculation rife that the embattled host, 56, could exit the troubled network imminently, a source close to the 'most busted name in news' told DailyMail.com, 'if Don doesn't go, others have threatened to quit'.

'People are hurt by his actions and are not going to let this go. It is like every woman over 50 in America has taken this as a personal insult. The female staffers at CNN definitely have. He needs to make his vacation a permanent one.'

Indeed, another CNN insider said 'the women of CNN are angry. He's made it impossible to do their jobs. He's an embarrassment to the network and needs to go.'

When approached for comment on female staffers threatening to exit unless Lemon does, a CNN spokesperson declined to specifically address that issue.

When asked if it was true that Don Lemon is being inched towards the exit door in the wake of this latest scandal, another spokesperson for CNN told DailyMail.com, 'it is patently false to say Don is being pushed to resign'.

However, CNN insiders are adamant, 'CNN has been literally, flooded like a tidal wave with extremely angry and offended loyal viewers'.

'There is not one person at CNN who that thinks that he should remain on air. He knows how badly he screwed up and he also knows that he cannot talk his way out of this one. His apology meant nothing.'

CNN says it's not "pushing him to resign" but they're damaging him by sending him to Pervert Reform School. If they really backed him, they would have just covered this up, as they've covered up so much in the past.

But they didn't.

They are coloring up his rap sheet so that the next time he offends, they can fire him, without anyone whining too much that they fired The Black and Gay Diversity Hire (TM).

And via David Strom, the Genius Club of The View agrees with Don LeMon -- Joe Biden isn't old, that shriveled-up prune Nikki Haley is!

It takes a lot of balls for Whoopie Goldberg to make this attack.

It also takes balls for the borderline brain-damaged Sonny Hostin to propose a mental acuity test for anyone else.

Donald Trump did take a mental acuity test, idiots -- don't you remember pressuring him to take one, and then making fun of him for reporting he passed?

Meanwhile, Biden refuses to take one.

Whoopie Goldberg is even more "uncomfortable" than her ally Don LeMon in talking about people who are losing cognitive fitness and should retire ASAP, for some reason I couldn't possibly speculate at: