A clip from the D&D movie. They cast the Speak with Dead spell on a dead body they've dug up to get some information about the history of the place they're in. Apparently this is rulebook accurate, including the five question limitation.

Here's a clip from when they cast a Summon Dragon Steed spell:

Someone needs to find a really good role for Chris Pine. He's got a real talent we only get to see occasionally put on best display (as in his role in the first Wonder Woman movie and maybe even this stupid D&D movie).

Evil Groomer Corporation Disney literally cannot make anything new, so they're rebooting The Haunted Mansion. The original Haunted Mansion movie was just based on a ride, of course.

Was the family in the ride black? I know the family in the first movie was -- Eddie Murphy was the father.

Anyway, I know no one's going to see this and it is not something. However, watch the kid's first line in the first twenty seconds. It's good.

Another remake from Evil Groomer Disney -- Woke Peter Pan, with girls among the Lost Boys, and black Tinkerbell.

I mean, fine on the latter. But... girls? Are boys literally allowed to do anything or have anything without girls? Wendy is already the co-star and actually the main character, despite not being the title character. Isn't she the viewpoint character and the one with the arc?

I mean, whatever.

Let's turn a thriller movie into a long series:

I like Lizzie Caplan but, nah dog, that's gonna be a no from me.

Might get to see Raw Boob, though.