Okay, I was skeptical of this whole "aliens" thing, but now I Believe.
Mexican lawmakers heard testimony that "we are not alone" in the universe and saw the alleged remains of non-human beings in an extraordinary hearing marking the Latin American country's first congressional event on UFOs.
In the hearing on Tuesday on FANI, the Spanish acronym for what are usually now termed Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP), politicians were shown two artifacts that Mexican journalist and long-time UFO enthusiast Jaime Maussan claimed were the corpses of extraterrestrials.
The specimens were not related to any life on Earth, Maussan said.
The two tiny "bodies," displayed in cases, have three fingers on each hand and elongated heads. Maussan said they were recovered in Peru near the ancient Nazca Lines in 2017. He said that they were about 1,000 years old.
Similar such finds in the past have turned out to be the remains of mummified children.
"This is the first time extraterrestrial life is presented in such a form and I think there is a clear demonstration that we are dealing with non-human specimens that are not related to any other species in our world and that any scientific institution can investigate it," Maussan said.
"We are not alone," he added.
What were alleged to be 1,000-year-old "non-human alien corpses" were presented in glass display cases before the Mexican Congress Tuesday during its first hearing on UFOs.
"They are non-human beings that are not part of our terrestrial evolution," Mexican journalist and ufologist Jaime Maussan testified under oath.
As two small, mummified specimens -- seen with three fingers on each hand -- were unveiled, Maussan said researchers at the Autonomous National University of Mexico have conducted Carbon 14 analysis that determined the corpses are around 1,000 years old.
He claimed the purported bodies were found fossilized in mines in Cusco, Peru, in a layer of diatomaceous earth, or ancient phytoplankton algae.
"These aren't beings that were found after a UFO wreckage. They were found in diatom mines, and were later fossilized," he said, later adding, "Whether they are aliens or not, we don't know, but they were intelligent, and they lived with us. They should rewrite history.... We are not alone in this vast universe, we should embrace this reality."
Through testing, Maussan claimed, Mexican scientists determined more than 30% of the specimens' DNA was "unknown." One specimen allegedly was discovered to have what appeared to be eggs or ovaries inside, while another had implants of rare metals, such as Osmium.
Wait, wait, wait, wait: They found fossilized bodies inside a metal mine and the detected metals inside the fossilized remains?
I cannot think of any possible explanation for this other than the obvious one: They're aliens.
Here are the Alien Mummies:
A close-up of one. It looks like ET mixed with Yoda mixed with Nancy Pelosi's desiccated flaptrap.
Because you Peon Idiots are so likely to believe anything -- don't worry, the heroic, White Savior media is here to explain that these are probably not aliens, just some poorly made plaster hoax-things.
Jaime Maussan--a self-proclaimed ufologist and journalist whose coverage on aliens was once debunked--presented two fossilized bodies of what he claimed were "non-human" corpses to Mexican Congress on Tuesday, claiming researchers could prove with DNA testing the bodies were not of Earth, to the fascination of social media.
The small mummified corpses, which had elongated heads, three fingers and bodily makeups similar to Hollywood depictions of aliens, were allegedly found in Peru in 2017 and were said by Maussan to be about 1,000 years old.
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Maussan has worked as a journalist for more than 50 years. The 2017 video report he participated in, which showed alleged non-human remains later debunked as a mummified child's corpse, was published by Gaia.com. The website charges $99 a year for videos on paranormal and supernatural subjects, including alien abductions. The website belongs to alternative video platform Gaia Inc.--a publicly traded company with a $52 million market cap. The bodies in the video report from Gaia are much larger than those presented to Mexican Congress on Tuesday, though all the bodies share some similarities, including three-finger hands and elongated heads. In 2010, Maussan hosted his own TV show, and by 2019 was the subject of a movie titled Maussan's UFO Files," a one-hour documentary film that covered his pursuit of "the most controversial UFO events" in Mexican history. Maussan also has a YouTube channel, Maussan TV, with nearly 1 million subscribers.
Thank you, Big Brother Media, for protecting my brain from Wrongthoughts and confirming to me that what my eyes and basic horse-sense tell me is clearly a hoax is, in fact, probably a hoax. What would we ever do without you useless puffed-up midwit cunts?