I don't even want to know what's going on here:

Cats pretending not to be evil.

Cats pretending they have no interest in conquest, only peaceful co-existence.

Cat pretends to sign a peace deal, but is already planning the next ambush on the stairs.

Cat biding his time before his next Preemptive Reprisal.

Cat: I'm not going to swat you, I promise. Dee, you bitch.

Cat owner: I have no idea why I wake up exhausted every morning.

Cat shows the love and affection for humans for which they are justifiably famous.

This dog has been deranged by cat subversions.

This dog will not bow to this cat's territorial aggressions.

Dog understands the value of moist relaxation.

Adopted!

Deer prances in the surf.

Bear prefers his meals to just fly into his mouth.

Feeding the neighborhood owl.