Happy Monday. Monday is the heaviest of all days, atomically-speaking.

The left is shrieking that this obvious political stunt is an obvious political stunt.

Furthermore, they claim that a man that has been the target of at least two assassination attempts was not serving any random maniac who drove up to the window within easy shooting range, but rather, people pre-screened by the Secret Service.

If you can believe that!

By the way, Newsweek is attempting to #cancel this family-owned franchise by publicizing some penny-ante health code violations.