Decrepit closeted lesbian says what?
"We demand this."
Yeah, I believe that Hillary Clinton learned how to write music and lyrics at age 70 like I believe Kristi Noem and Barack Obama wrote their own "autobiographies."
You're not going to believe this, but "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics but, equally unbelievably, is struggling to sell tickets to actual people.
No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Oh, and you also won't believe this -- it stars, get this, non-binary actors.
Well knock me over with a feather!
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Hillary Clinton's feminist Broadway musical Suffs is struggling at the box office despite receiving a bounty of Tony Award nominations and an outpouring of adulatory coverage from the mainstream news media.
Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers -- played to 81 percent capacity last week, while dipping to 78 percent capacity the week before, according to data from The Broadway League.
Those figures spell potential trouble for a new show that should still be drawing big crowds during Broadway's peak season -- the month before the Tony Awards.
To put the Suffs numbers in perspective, the new Broadway musical Lempicka just posted a closing notice after playing to 83 percent capacity last week.