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Looking Closer: A baby goat and a capybara. I can finally cross that one off my Cafe Bucket List.

Deep Dive: Thursdays am i rite

Zoom Out: You'll put your eye out, kid.

I Like Sunny D: Cake icing machine.

Feeling Jiggy: Maud'ib!

Twirling Upward: "I'm crushing your head" but with traffic control.

Quick Scan: Automatic self-cleaning bathroom.

Why It Matters: Little bat shakes the camera with his high-pitched yips.

Fast Take: A street performer who isn't terrible.

What They're Saying: As you all know, I've long been in the anti-chinchilla camp, but I may be coming around.

Science Fact: A kookabura isn't just an appetizer at Outback, it's an actual bird.

News You Can Use: a rhino eating a melon.

Digging Deeper: Basically a real-life tribble.

Go Off King: Red panda in berserker mode.

Here's the Harbour Bridge from New Year's: