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24 Nov 2024


NextImg:First-World Problems...

Saddle Soap is good stuff, and not just as a garnish!

If any of you Morons clean and polish your own shoes and other leather stuff, it is a wonderful thing, but...the damned stuff always shrinks that way. It starts out fat and happy and filling the tin, but soon it shrinks like a bitter and shriveled witch.

My options are:

  1. Burn the house down and buy a new can.
    b. Drop the old can into an active volcano and buy a new can.
    iii. Make an explosive out of the soap and use it to blow up the house, and then buy a new can.
    D. Suck it up and use the old stuff.

Choice D is just silly, but I do need some advice...