Yup...I buy ketchup in 3-packs. Not because I use it as a condiment...I don't. I make a very nice barbecue sauce whose base is ketchup, and because I am a cheap bastard, why not get enough for a whole year's worth?

But getting the last bit of ketchup out of the container is a mess, because while the top is conveniently wide and flat so that the bottle can sit upside down in the refrigerator, the label does not conform to the upside-down position, and the symmetry of the world would be all akilter if the bottle position and the label do not match.

Yes...this is what keeps me up at night!