Replace the door? Maybe replace the entire front porch?

I ordered a new deadbolt because the old one failed. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but if one can push the deadbolt back into the lock, then maybe it isn't as secure as one would hope!

To its credit, Baldwin sent me a new one. I sent them photos and model numbers, and they sent me...the wrong face plate. Because they don't make the old one any more.

Sh*t. It was cold and rainy when I replaced it, so painting was probably not a good idea. But what this means is that I will have to pull the lock, and reinstall after I sand and repaint.

Maybe I'll just burn the house down and start over...