Sigh...what to use?

I have ricocheted from electric to safety razor to cartridge to a brief foray into straight razor insanity.

And because I have a rare skill at drawing blood, I can cut myself with all four!

Seriously. I can draw blood with an electric shaver.

Recently I have settled on a cartridge system that seems to work reasonably well, but not the five-blade silliness. No, I am a purist, and go with the four-blade system!

Finding the sweet spot is a pain in the ass though...the first, and sometimes the second shave is sub-optimal, then there are a few good shaves, then it descends into abattoir-levels of bloodiness.

And because I am a cheap bastard, I will always push the hematological envelope!

The struggle is real!