I hate them. They are ugly, boringly shaped, and they bloom infrequently enough... and the flowers last just a short time... that it's mostly just a squat green blob.

So, Dildo, just toss them into the growing trash-heap of failed horticultural projects!

Except... they don't ever die. And even worse, those are from cuttings that are about 800 years old! Actually, they are from my wife's grandmother, which means they will be with me -- taunting me -- forever!