Whoops.

Paris is burning, and the waiter is slow to boot.

Cute little cow.

Bitches be shoppin'...

Times Square finally got one of those 3D billboards they have all over Tokyo. Would have preferred Ultra-Man, though.

I'm so tired of being harassed by invasive TSA patdowns.

There's always room for a happy stray dog prancing down the street.

There's always time for a capybara at a spa, too. (I forgot this thing was called and kept writing "chupacabra." Not to be confused with Chupalapija. (I always learn the dirty stuff first.))