Don't leave meat out, you'll attract sharks.
A different kind of hand-fishing.
Did you say "a tiger secretly living in an apartment"?
Probably the worst job in the world, except for Hillary Clinton's dietician.
Another job I wouldn't want.
I might be willing to play nursemaid to a leopard, but only when it's a kitten.
Crocodile racing seems like a dangerous gig.
Snake disposal had better have a good benefits package.
The job of Cobra Bouncer is just a no for me, dog.
Petting a tiger with your hand covered with blood might be sending the wrong signal about whether you are friend or food.
They couldn't find a human willing to be a playmate to tiger cubs, so they took the best applicant they could find.
I wouldn't mind being a Giraffe Greeter.
Rodeo Clown College isn't a pushover.
Horse just got hired as the frontman for a Whitesnake cover band.