I hate that they're starting Halloween decorations so early. They've totally commercialized Halloween. We've forgotten the real reason for the season: tight girls dressing like whores.

Puppy enjoys groom day.

What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?

The dog really wants to get on stage with Ricky.

The master ninja always sits with his back to the wall, so that he can see if any bacon has entered the room.

Two odd birds finally find each other.

Bringing lunch to a fren.

This dog has a big giant nose and I hope he doesn't get made fun of too much.

Dumb blonde.

Ganders in the Mist.

Adoption day.

ICYMI: Very senior dog still has the affection of a puppy.

I think this is the video they play for you when they euthanize you to make Soylent Green:

Let the warm bacon rest for 10-15 minutes.