Plot twist, he did it in your mouth.

He pardoned Hunter Biden for all crimes, including those we haven't yet discovered, in a ten year period beginning in 2014.

Why go back to 2014? Because that's when this disgusting foreign agent and bribery bagman started collecting Joe Biden's 10% from Burisma:

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Do you know why Biden picked 2014 as the first year of Hunter's pardon?

That's when he was appointed director of Ukraine's Burisma, starting a sequence of events that almost ended in World War 3. And so we go full circle.

Here's a compilation of Biden and his Bride of Chucky voodoo doll liar repeatedly vowing Biden would never pardon Hunter Biden.

It's not just Joe Biden exposed as a rancid liar. All of his media praetorian lied on his behalf, assuring us all that Joe Biden's sterling character would never, ever permit him to use government power to advance his family's wealth or interests.

And the left is actually defending this. Paid Iranian influence operation The Bulwark posted a single piece on this betrayal titled "Defending the Hunter Biden Pardon."

When Charles Cooke said that he couldn't wait to see the Bulwark's take on this, nasty Sarah Longwell snarkily replied "We think it's bad, thanks for reading." Cooke wants to know why, if The Bulwark "thinks it's bad," their only comment on the pardon consists of a defense of it.

Scott Jennings lit up a leftwing propaganda merchant on CNN:

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NEW: Scott Jennings goes off on "brain-rotted" Democrats who are defending Biden's pardon of Hunter.

This CNN panel member got upset at him "hurling names." She claimed Biden never "lied" and Jennings absolutely LOST IT.

"Every American, except the most partisan, brain-rotted people are going to be outraged by this today."

"To sit for a year and say 'I will not do this. I will not do this. The rule of law is sacred. We have to respect the justice system. We have to respect juries, the guardrails and the norms of our democracy.' These people are LIARS."

PANEL MEMBER: "Scott, you don't need to hurl names..."

JENNINGS: "Stand up for yourself, you don't have to defend this. You don't have to die on this hill. You can say 'This is wrong.' Are you fine with the lying?"

PANEL MEMBER: "I don't think that he was lying."

JENNINGS: Falls forward laughing

"Joe Biden, Karine Jean-Pierre - how many minutes of tape do we have of both of these people the American people 'this will not happen.' We could play it all morning."

"If Karine Jean-Pierre had an ounce of self respect, she'd get off the plane in Africa today [and] resign."

Dank Brandon addresses the nation:

I can't say I'm disappointed because I always knew this corrupt old rapist was lying. Obviously.

The good news is that the Biden Crime Family has no more influence to peddle, and we can thank the "burn pits of Iraq" for getting rid of the Biden Crime Family's next-in-line, Beau Biden.

Hunter Biden has his pardon, but he no longer has any way to earn money. I don't get the sense that this "lawyer" has kept current with his CLE classes and is ready start doing some earnest legal work. His entire "career" was based on his corrupt father being high political office. Not only is Biden now out of office, but he is despised and radioactive, and even his fellow corrupt Democrats will be very loathe to do any further influence-peddling business with him.

To hell with them all, literally.