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CNN played up the release of one of Assad's top torturers as a heartwarming story.

Prisoner CNN helped free from Syrian prison was actually notorious Assad regime torturer: report

The prisoner CNN helped free from a secret facility in Syria was actually a notorious member of Bashar al-Assad's forces known to torture those who refused to pay him off, according to a shocking local fact check.

The network went viral last week with footage of the startled prisoner being led from the prison by journalist Clarissa Ward, who called it "one of the most extraordinary moments I have witnessed" in her 20 years of reporting.

But "independent and unbiased" fact-checkers Verify-Sy published a detailed report Sunday saying that the seemingly innocent prisoner was actually Salama Mohammad Salama -- a first lieutenant in Syrian air force intelligence with a long history of alleged war crimes.

"We have subsequently been investigating his background and are aware that he may have given a false identity," CNN acknowledged to The Post. "We are continuing our reporting into this and the wider story."

The CNN story last week showed Ward and a camera crew, escorted by a rebel fighter, visiting a former Syrian air force intelligence headquarters in Damascus and freeing the man who was found under a blanket locked in a windowless cell.

He gave his name as Adel Ghurbal and claimed to have been arrested by government authorities three months earlier -- and said he had no idea the Assad regime had collapsed.

Verify-Sy noted, however, that he appeared "well-groomed, and physically healthy, with no visible injuries or signs of torture -- an incongruous portrayal of someone allegedly held in solitary confinement in the dark for 90 days."

He also "did not flinch or blink even when gazing up at the sky" despite having said he had not seen sunlight for three months.

Verify-Sy then found that there was no record of an Adel Ghurbal in the region -- leading it to his true identity, Salama, the outlet said.

Known as "Abu Hamza," Salama worked at several security checkpoints in Homs and was involved in theft, extortion and coercing residents into becoming informants for Assad, local residents told the fact-checkers.

He also killed civilians during the Syrian civil war in 2014 -- and allegedly detained and tortured young men on bogus charges, many of whom refused to pay bribes, Verify-Sy reported.

Vichy Jake Tapper is required to praise the Nazi media he works for at all times. He followed orders as usual.