Little mini-GAINZZZ for you: Why bother spending $600 on a treadmill, when you can accomplish the same thing by coating a smooth floor with olive oil? It's such a great idea I'm angry that I didn't think of it first.

Gym idiots -- who's more at fault here?

Deer scores a goal and then celebrates. Calm down, kid. Don't let them know it's your first time.

Antarctic snow-bats in a fashion parade.

"But the monkey started it!" -- C. Kramer, author of Amazing Bear Attacks

A bird visits the local Home Depooch.

The Master of the House will take his breakfast now.

Cats hearing a can open.

Supposedly this shows a ghost, but I think it's probably just CGI.

So lifelike!

Cats having all kinds of beef: