I'll post this at 8, then re-post the Cafe above it so that people can talk about nice things and not this Credibly Accused R&pist.

How much do you want to bet he claims that Beau Biden died in Iraq? Or hints that hi wife, who blew through a stop sign, was killed by a drunk driver?

Or perhaps we'll discover new chapters in Biden Family Lore and find out he lived in a kibbutz for a year with a twentysomething Goldie Hawn?

You know, I wrote The Hannukah Song. True story. My word as a Biden. It was a real mitzvah, you're welcome.

No but really what he's going to do is appease the left flank. He's got to get them back on-side. That might involve suggesting that he's going to hold Israel's feet to the fire on collateral damage.