Happy Tuesday, everyone! There was so much news yesterday I forgot to greet everyone. Hope you're all doing well.

I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.

The dwindling Biden Wing of the party is planning to nominate Biden "virtually" -- over a Zoom call -- in #twoweeks, well ahead of the actual Democrat National Convention.

They're doing this to stop all talk of replacing Biden with a living person.

The Democratic National Committee is quietly steaming ahead with plans to technically nominate President Biden weeks before the party's convention next month, Axios has learned.

Why it matters: It's the latest effort by Biden's team to stamp out the Democratic rebellion that's been pushing for the president to step aside since his bad performance in the June 27 debate.

Once Biden receives votes from a majority of the nearly 4,000 delegates, it will become exceedingly difficult to remove him from atop the Democratic presidential ticket.

The DNC's current plan is to train state party chairs next week on how to conduct the electronic voting in a secure way. The window for voting is likely to open on July 29 and conclude by Aug. 5, according to people familiar with the matter.

If the working plan for a "virtual roll call" holds, Biden just has to outlast his party's critics for about two more weeks.

For the 81-year-old Biden, time finally may be on his side.

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What we're hearing: Some delegates are concerned that the DNC is trying to jam them by moving up the voting deadline.

"Behind the scenes, people at the Biden campaign and DNC are working to put in the fix," Jennifer Laszlo Mizrahi, a Biden delegate from Maryland, wrote to her fellow state delegates last week, according to an email obtained by Axios.

Biden? "Fixing" a vote? PREPOSTEROUS!!!

I've been told that Biden gets elected by the cleanest voting in all of human history!

"Put simply, they are trying to shut down the process earlier. We can't allow it," she wrote. "I am asking you to ask the DNC to stop pushing for an early vote."

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Meanwhile, Biden and his team are arguing that his nomination is a foregone conclusion.

"I'm the nominee of this party because 14 million Democrats like you voted for me in the primaries," he said Friday in Detroit.

Meantime, the Dump Biden caucus has "resurfaced" after going briefly quiet after their attempted assassination Real President Trump.

Democratic members of Congress are reviving a fight over President Biden's candidacy following a brief respite in the wake of Saturday's assassination attempt against former President Trump, Axios has learned.

Why it matters: Some lawmakers are uneasy about the Democratic National Committee's plans to forge ahead with a virtual roll call vote to nominate Biden weeks before the Democratic convention.

"People are back to being angry at Biden and a push to sign on to this letter is going around ... the 'replace Biden' movement is back," a House Democrat told Axios.

Driving the news: A letter circulating among congressional Democrats argues that there is "no legal justification" for an early virtual roll call after Ohio moved its filing deadline past the date of the Democratic convention.

There was also no legal justification or precedent for mailing out tens of millions of absentee ballots to every name and address in the voting database, knowing that many people were dead and that many of these addresses were former addresses. All of these mail-in ballots were scooped up by vote fraudsters.

And you supported that.

So eat shit, fascist Civilization-Destroyers.

A full copy of the draft letter, details of which were first reported by the New York Times, was obtained by Axios:

Zoom in: Reps. Susan Wild (D-Pa.), a swing-district lawmaker, and Mike Quigley (D-Ill), who has publicly called on Biden to withdraw, told Axios they plan to sign onto the letter.

Another House Democrat with apprehensions about Biden's candidacy told Axios they have received the letter and are considering signing on.
Senior aides to two other House Democrats told Axios their bosses plan to sign on.
Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.), who told Biden on a Progressive Caucus call last Saturday that he worries the president is being shielded from bad news, has been circulating the letter to colleagues, according to one lawmaker.

Between the lines: In an interview with Axios, Huffman declined to speak about the letter beyond denying that he personally drafted it, but said the early roll call can "only be for political reasons."

"I just think it's a terrible idea for the DNC to do this, I just think people see right through it, and at a time when we have this huge enthusiasm gap with the Republicans, to do a stunt like this is just going to make it worse," he said.

The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.