Long point in soccer tennis. (I have no idea what this game is called.)
Repelling bandits at a petrol station. (Yes, I said "petrol station" just to annoy you.)
Kid says goodbye to his dummy. (Yes I said "dummy" instead of "pacifier" to annoy you again.)
Some fun trick photography. The camera's telling porkies! (Porkies = pork pies = lies. Boy I am really attempting to annoy everyone. Everyone hates it when Americans put on a fake British accent and here I am talking like I'm just hanging out with me Chinas!) (Chinas = China plates = mates.)
'Ere guvnor, that's quite a bit of prancing innit it? (I know you all want to punch me but I can't stop.)
A nice easy Fani. (Fani = Fani's nasty quim = swim.) (Okay I made that one up.)
Rock 'em sock'em... fencing robots? Gor blimey!
I woke up this morning and the weather was Uranus:
Look at this beef!
(Beef = beef stew = view.)
(I just made that up, too. I'm on the internet so you can't punch me.)