This right here -- this is my life.
(AD Miles voice from Role Models): Well I've heard of cat beds but this is ridiculous! When the little ones are asleep I'll break out the PG material.
Dude jerks around with the back half of a horse, gets kicked into next Wednesday. "Maybe too violent but Justice often is." -- Batman
On Sundays he drives his other car.
I used to be annoyed at people who couldn't stay awake for a full movie. Or even a 50 minute TV episode. Now I'm like this dog. Sort of. I don't fall asleep, I just stop paying attention after fifteen minutes. I now watch movies fifteen or twenty minutes a day. Unless it's a really good one -- a really good movie, I can knock out in two, three days.
Movies are really boring now. I'm not just old. They've gotten old.
Poor dog is getting dunked on.
This service dog is more helpful than most.
Service dog gets his degree. Now he can quit this service dog job and start a crypto investing magazine, like he always dreamed.
If Kwato from Total Recall was a koala. "Quaid... Quaid... activate the Eucalyptus machine..."
Look how happy this dog is. He's getting conceited, though.
An act of kindness for a stray dog.
Women!Old, but funny. Worth a re-watch:
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