Yes, you have turned your vagina into a dirty, smelly bus station. Everyone knows dirty, smelly bus stations are the most empowered of stations.
An Australian woman who says she had sex with more than 300 people in one year found the experience "empowering."
Annie Knight, 26, told "The Kyle and Jackie O Show" that she even managed to bed five people in a single day during the frisky, fun-filled year.
"I felt empowered afterward," the amorous Aussie declared. "Sex makes me feel good. It's meant to make you feel good."
Knight sleeps with men and women and told the radio program that she met many of her sex partners on dating apps. However, she also has a roster of "regulars" on speed dial that she calls up whenever she feels like getting down and dirty.
"The messier the sex, the better," she enthused.
Her clapped-out busted-up brokedown snizz looks like a hotel room after The Eagles have spent a week partying in it in during their famous Bus Full of Homeless Men Gang-Bang Tour. Her vagina has the cohesion of a garbage bag used to transport rebars. So all sex she has is messy. You'd need duct tape, chickenwire, and wood putty to give her a proper creampie.
Knight -- who has been dubbed "Australia's most sexually active woman" -- added that nothing is off limits when it comes to experimenting in the bedroom, saying: "I'm down to try anything."
"Do my taxes." -- Old Punchline
However, not everyone is impressed by Knight's unashamed enthusiasm for sex, with one hater describing her as "disgusting."
Knight, who has an OnlyFans account, was also fired from her marketing job after bosses uncovered her saucy cyber activities.
The sex enthusiast told "The Kyle and Jackie O Show" that there's no shortage of kinky content on her page as she does "pretty much everything" on camera.
So now she's running for Congress as a Democrat.
And now you know... the rest of the story.
Oh wow, the never-ending draaaaama. If you don't let substitute teachers be boiwhores on the side you're Literally Erasing them from existence.
Two Tennessee elementary substitute teachers, who are also a couple, were cited for prostitution after police completed an undercover operation, with one saying they did it for extra money for several years or they'd "starve."
Ezra Fry, 22, and David Acevedo, 25, who both work in Hamilton County Schools, were caught in August.
Police began the undercover sting when one officer reached out to Fry on "an illicit prostitution website" posing as a "john" looking to set up a sexual encounter, according to WTVC, citing a police report.
I like that they put "john" in quotes like it's hip new lingo.
JackStraw smoke "reefers," which, for the uninitiated, are cannabis cigarettes.
Fry, who uses they/them pronouns...
Of course he does. And now these cops are Literally Erasing them.
... responded by saying it would cost $150 and sharing what they would and wouldn't do.
I have a feeling the first list was markedly longer than the second.
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"Both parties advised officers that they are Special Education teachers at Woodmore Elementary and Calvin Donaldson Elementary. During an encounter with an officer, Fry stated, 'I don't care, everyone has seen my [private parts],'" the report added.
Police also discovered "a large amount of drug paraphernalia" and a .22-caliber rifle after searching the home.
Fry and Acevedo received several misdemeanor citations including for unlawful drug paraphernalia, prostitution or promoting prostitution, and unlawful possession of a firearm.
Substitute teachers:
And you can't object to them teaching children because who's to say whose lifestyle is less wholesome?
Somewhat related: Moderately high double-entendre warning.
I love this episode. It's making fun of the old Three's Company plotline of "person overhears someone having an innocent conversation and thinks it's actually dirty" while also exploiting that same plot for laughs.
That was like every third episode of Three's Company. People overheard conversations and thought they were dirty more often than the castaways almost got off of the island.