She's marrying a masculine man and singing about, seriously, his dick. Tim Pool says it's a song called "Wood."
She's supposedly going to write a song about my dick, too. It will be called "Wrinkle Noodle."
Hey, that's mean. I've been #Hacked just like Joy Reid. #FBI, please investigate.
Obviously this is upsetting the Boxwine-and-Benzos 4B femcels.
These bitter femcels just want everyone to be as miserable and mentally-ill as they are.
(Although I gotta say it does amuse me to see these lunatics turn on their False Goddess.)
Taylor Swift's new album "The Life of a Showgirl" is barely three days old, and already woke killjoys are tearing it apart, finding offensive lyrics where there are none.
Overly online social media critics of Swift apparently instantaneously decided the new album is rife with racism and homophobia, as well as secret messages of support for the patriarchy, eugenics, and Donald Trump.
Forensic "investigations" have uncovered "dog-whistles," but only woke detectives themselves are capable of hearing them.
Either Swift is a covert alt-right influencer, or her young critics have been taught to see oppression everywhere, including where it quite clearly is not.
Every track on the album, which came out on Friday, has already been dissected for "offensive" content. Swift's track "Opalite" has been dubbed everything from "high-key a white supremacist anthem" to "lowkey [giving] homophobia" and a cryptic declaration that Swift is a "lily white queen."
"CANCELLED!" has been dragged for supposedly being pro-MAGA, despite Swift's consistently Democratic political record.
"'I like my friends canceled,' is the most tone deaf lyric a white billionaire with MAGA friends could release in this climate," a tweet with almost 100,000 likes reads.
The singer has been dragged for maintaining a friendship with Brittany Mahomes, wife of NFL star Patrick Mahomes, who controversially liked an Instagram post about the 2024 GOP platform. Swift endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris but didn't disavow her friend, who presumably is conservative.
God forbid the singer demonstrate that you can be friends across party lines. What a terrible lesson!
Meanwhile, "Ophelia," a song that gives the tragic Shakespeare character from "Hamlet" a revised happy ending, was dragged by critics for "reinforcing the patriarchy."
One self-proclaimed English major on X said, "I refuse to listen to a song that implies Ophelia might've reconsidered killing herself if she had just dated a quarterback." She might have the degree, but her takeaway is just plain juvenile.
In her song "Wishlist," Swift says she wants to have a couple kids and get "the whole block lookin' like you." Some went as far as to suggest this is an allusion to eugenics, a truly astonishing leap.
One TikTokker claimed to see a subtext, which she read as, "I want to have your white babies, and I actually want our entire neighborhood to be racially homogenous." She continued, "Now Taylor's calling y'all childless cat ladies because she's about to pop out some kids."
A 35-year-old woman who has sung about searching for the love of her life for years finally expressing her enthusiasm about creating a wholesome family life with her new fiancé is, apparently, a call for a white ethno-state. Because of course it is.
Another fan-turned-critic pointed out, "She is free to put out a song about wanting a husband and children and a basketball hoop and a house and a cul-de-sac, [but] she has to accept the context that, if she puts that out right now, it's going to feel like propaganda."
Since when is having a family a provocative political statement?
Yes. Have you been on Mars for the last 50 years? The left is increasingly anti-natalist, anti-human, and pro-human-extinction.