Wait, a woman dating Doug Emhoff flirted with another man?

That makes no sense. Doug Emhoff is a Super Alpha that men want to be and women want to be with. No woman would ever seek another man's company if she had The 'Hoff.

So this bullshit is obviously fake news.

A new report has surfaced alleging that Doug Emhoff, husband of Vice President Kamala Harris, slapped an ex-girlfriend at a gala in 2012 over claims of flirting with another man. Three unnamed sources have come forward with the accusation, citing the incident occurred during the Cannes Film Festival.

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The alleged altercation reportedly took place in May 2012 after an event at the Cannes Film Festival, where Emhoff is said to have slapped his then-girlfriend, a New York attorney.

Three friends of the woman, known only as "Jane," claim she recounted the incident to them at different points, with one calling the friend sobbing right after it happened.

Jane's friends provided the Daily Mail with photos and documents they say support the story, though Jane herself declined to comment, reportedly fearing retaliation from Emhoff.

Male Feminist Ally. Every single time. They're practically made of Rufies.