Dov Fischer rightly clobbered Tony Hinchcliffe, the not-so-funny comedian and podcaster who laid an egg or two in his segment at Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally, yesterday here at The American Spectator.

I have no argument with anything Rabbi Dov said. Hinchcliffe’s address disparaging Puerto Rico as an “island of garbage” — which doesn’t necessarily play as badly with Puerto Ricans who got out of there as one might think but why take the risk? — was an unforced error in what was otherwise an unquestionable victory for the Trump campaign at Madison Square Garden. Balanced against Tucker Carlson’s magnificent nine minutes and Vivek Ramaswamy’s tour de force, it’s but a blip on the screen, but on the other hand why have a blip?

But Dov, I’ll see your Tony Hinchcliffe at Madison Square Garden and raise you Michelle Obama in Kalamazoo.

Because while it’s a stupid idea to take a chance at offending Puerto Ricans, it’s an even dumber idea to outright offend the male population of this country. And that’s exactly what Michelle did in Michigan on Saturday.

Here’s a clip, in case you haven’t seen it. This might be the least charismatic political speech, with the possible exception of the ones Hillary Clinton has given over the past 20 years, of all time. It’s actively repellent to half the population.

“To the women listening: We have every right to demand the men in our lives do better by us. We have to use our voices to make these choices clear to the men that we love. Our lives are worth more than their anger and disappointment” —Michelle Obama pic.twitter.com/vxHvwGPwHe

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) October 26, 2024

And within Madam Obama’s speech was this:

????Michele Obama suggests Americans who don’t vote to elect Kamala Harris are sexist and racist:

“I lay awake at night wondering what in the world is going on. The qustion for me isn't whether Kamala is ready for this moment…the real question is, as a country, are we ready for… pic.twitter.com/4Muun9vhZ2

— Steve Cortes (@CortesSteve) October 26, 2024

So Kamala Harris is losing this election because of racism and sexism. America “isn’t ready” to elect a candidate who slept her way to the middle and DEI’ed her way to the top, because America has identity-politics hangups.

Obama said that “Kamala Harris is an extraordinary human being, she is an extraordinary candidate, and she will be an extraordinary president of the United States of America.” No one believes this.

Kamala Harris put parents in jail because their kids were truant from school. A couple of those parents were put in jail because of paperwork errors by the school districts that failed to take account of their kids being hospitalized. Harris boasted that she drafted prosecutors who normally worked homicide cases to jail the parents of kids who played hooky. And she said it needed to be done because the school districts were losing money.

But if any of those parents decided they wanted a sex change, Harris would have made sure to give them one at taxpayer expense.

She’s a catastrophically awful vice president. As a senator, she had the most radical left voting record, bar none. Worse even than Bernie Sanders. Her signature moment as a senator was when she asked Brett Kavanaugh if he could think of a law that dictated government management of the male body, which was a cutesy way of pushing far-left abortion narratives. Kavanaugh was taken aback by the question and missed the opportunity to end her by noting that the military draft is just such a law.

Nothing about Kamala Harris is extraordinary, and Michelle Obama knows this. Yet Michelle Obama stumped for Harris by demanding that women lecture men about their vote, at a time when Kamala’s gender gap has become a chasm for the precise reason that voting for Kamala Harris is now a cultural signifier of a weak, beta male.

Vote for Kamala so you can be just like her husband, Doug Emhoff, who slept with (and knocked up) the nanny and blew up his first marriage, and then allegedly slapped a subsequent girlfriend so hard he spun her around, in full view of the swells on the front steps of a Cannes hotel during a festival. Because Emhoff is “redefining masculinity,” of course. And Michelle Obama thinks this is extraordinary.

She thinks women should demand that the men in their lives vote for it.

When Racism, Revenge and Ruin came out last year and I was making the circuit of radio shows promoting the book, I got asked a lot — because the final chapter in the book talked about the possibility that Michelle would eventually be propped up as the candidate — about whether I thought that was a real possibility. The answer I gave was that it was unlikely we’d see it for two reasons: first, that she didn’t want the job, and second, that neither Barack Obama nor anybody else were capable of making her do something she didn’t want to do.

What I didn’t get asked very often was whether Michelle would be any good as a candidate.

A couple of times that question did get posed, and I acknowledged that lots of people were terrified at the prospect of Michelle heading the Democrats’ ticket, and I was terrified, as I wrote in the book, at the prospect of making her president. But at the same time, I said that Michelle Obama would neither run well nor wear well with the American public as a presidential candidate.

And in Michigan on Saturday, we saw why.

It doesn’t matter how much money or acclaim this country has thrown at that woman, and she has had more than anyone could ever imagine. Michelle Obama is still the same nasty, entitled, arrogant, and domineering harpy who said back in 2008 that her husband winning the Democrat primaries for president represented the first time she’d ever been proud of her country. She’s the same horrible human being who said this was a downright mean country.

She’s the same woman who said this in 2012:

“Barack Obama is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.”

It’s a dozen years later and nothing has changed. This is still the same authoritarian wannabe tyrant who thinks a politician’s job is not to allow people to live their own lives.

So it’s no surprise that Michelle Obama thinks it’s a good idea to tell women to berate the men in their lives about voting for Willie Brown’s mistress.

If the Democrats had junked Joe Biden for Michelle Obama and America had heard three months of speeches like the one you just listened to, how successful do you think it would have ultimately been?

Two words come to mind: Black Hillary.

She never wanted the job. Which is a good thing, because ultimately she wasn’t going to get it anyway. Famous name or no, this isn’t sellable to the American public, and the suck-up interviews and Oprah specials and sycophantic coverage in Vogue and Cosmo would have generated the same chasm of a gender gap.

Maybe — and we’ll find out in a week — this will become a problem for the entire Democrat Party. If it does, and the Democrats still think scowling shrews like Michelle Obama who aim to turn American politics into a macrocosm of the dysfunctional matriarchy of the inner-city ghetto are its future, we’ll be well on our way toward getting the condition for the gigantic political realignment we so desperately need.