Kamala Harris has made a prediction about the upcoming election. The opposite is guaranteed to happen. The vice president has predicted that Joe Biden will beat Donald Trump again (perhaps in the 100-meter wheelchair dash). And Democrats will even, she has said, beat any other Republican candidate. Good news for Trump supporters: Firstly, Kamala Harris’ words guarantee that the former president will be the candidate for the White House; and secondly, they certify that he will comfortably beat the Democrats.

The Left is worried about Trump’s landslide victory in the Iowa caucuses. You can see it in the newspapers and on progressive TV. It’s almost as if they don’t believe their own polls and are shocked to find that the support respondents show for Trump is real and might actually translate into votes later. Generally speaking, these days, the entire Left is going through the first stage of grief for the caucus: “denial.”

That’s why Kamala Harris talks as if Trump has been defeated this week, even though the exact opposite has happened. But while in the denial stage, Kamala Harris could be visited in her living room by a freaking tyrannosaurus rex waving Trump flags, traveling from the past in order to vote for the Republican nominee, and not be shocked, surprised, or convinced.

And the grief will run its course. You know, the next stage will come along, which is anger, and we’ll then see them foaming at the mouth wherever they go with no one knowing exactly what’s wrong. Anger is like a BLM covenstead, but, on the inside, it happens at gut level. Anger is almost always paired with resentment. The Left does it well because resentment and envy are the ideological underpinning of all socialism and all communism. That is why the Left is so good at getting angry. The Right isn’t as constant. 

After the anger will come bargaining, in which they will face, for the first time, the reality of majority support for Donald Trump without screaming involuntarily and getting twitchy eyelids. Perhaps they will bargain among themselves to try to change the strategy, but it is not going to be easy: Having a zombie as party leader does not seem a good start if you’re going to attack the most charismatic Republican candidate.

So next they will fall into depression, although I don’t know if before or after the elections. They will calm down, they will see that there is more to life than politics, and they will think that, after all, democracy is about the people choosing freely. I’m kidding! Of course they won’t calm down if Trump goes ahead with this popular support, because he was the first of contemporary conservative world leaders to hold a mirror up to wokist leftists to show them their folly, even before Javier Milei could do so. And when the postmodern Left looks in the mirror, it goes mad.

So, all we can do is hope and pray that the last stage, that of acceptance, is real and, if possible, stays constant before and after the election. The bad news is that the Democrats have already hinted that in these elections we are choosing between democracy or Trump, which implicitly implies that they do not plan to accept the outcome if the winner happens to be the former president. In any case, Trump will have his work cut out for him from day one: They also wanted to take to the streets to rob Milei of what he, and he alone, earned at the polls, and he had to send the police in to clamp down on the rioters. As soon as he told the unions that he would bill them for any street vandalism, the miracle happened — the initial rioting ceased. I don’t mean to give Trump ideas, but, yes, I do mean to give Trump ideas. Enough of the Left using street violence to coerce voters.

Translated by Joel Dalmau.

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