This is my favorite time of the year. I am a writer and columnist. I write millions of words over the course of 12 months. And none give me as much joy as this early December column with which each year I have the honor of presenting my friends at The American Spectator with the nominees for the Idiot of the Year Award. (READ MORE from Itxu Díaz: The Third Annual Idiot of the Year Awards)
There are so many idiots that, if they flew, they’d black out the sun. Remember that in the comments section you can vote for your favorite idiot or even nominate new ones. If, due to too many nominations, they can’t be considered finalists in these awards, at least they can participate in the next charity campaign I’m working on: invite an idiot to Christmas dinner.
Rashida Tlaib, jihadist trainee
Whenever the friend of turbans finds herself facing a perfect opportunity to shut up, she misses it.
Hunter Biden, a suspect in everything
I have a friend, a veteran of many drinks, who always says that in the ’90s, when he was young and drank too much, he learned to never deny anything he was accused of doing the night before. In my opinion, Hunter should do the same.
Kamala Harris, a contender without fans
The bad thing about Kamala Harris is everything. The good thing about Kamala Harris is that even her own people don’t like her.
Rachel Levine, a man in disguise
It never ceases to amaze me that all those who wish to do away with the father and mother figure have a father and a mother. Aesthetically, Levine represents the most grotesque thing about the Biden administration.
Greta Gerwig, manipulative feminazi
They tried to shove her disgusting Barbie in our face. She managed to shatter a myth of youth; she snuck in her trans propaganda and her throwaway feminist garbage to steal the innocent minds of minors. But, then again, Gerwig has the same artistic talent as a worm that has been run over by a CNN trailer.
George Soros, father and son
The father handed his empire over to his son this year, but that doesn’t absolve him of responsibility. If you dig into everything that’s wrong with the world, you may have to spend a while scratching away with your fingernails, but always, always, always George Soros’ money comes up in the end. I liked it better when the rich spent their money on pretty girls and expensive wines and not on social engineering projects.
Ursula von der Leyen, girl who cried wolf
The president of the European Commission spent years attacking hunters and protecting wolves, until a few months ago when a wolf ate her pet pony Dolly. Then von der Leyen ordered an immediate review of the EU’s wolf protection policy. When you want to explain to kids why the policy is bullshit, remind them of Dolly’s story.
António Guterres, warmologist
Nostradamus was more accurate than the U.N. secretary general.
Pedro Sánchez, apprentice dictator
The Spanish president has brought my country to the gates of an extreme left-wing dictatorship. In case you had any doubt about his stupidity, days ago he went to Israel, saw the video of the savage attacks with Netanyahu, and then in a press conference accused Israel of great massacres, so much so that he received the official congratulations of Hamas. What a way to embarrass the Spanish people!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, dumb and dumber
It’s not easy to say something stupid every time you open your mouth. AOC is a pro at this and should be recognized for it. If she doesn’t win Idiot of the Year 2023, we should at least give her the Lifetime Achievement Award for a lifetime of spouting crap.
Bob Iger, says “a” and Disney does “b”
The new head of Disney came to return the company to entertainment, abandon woke ideology, and avoid going-woke-going-broke. However, beyond words, Disney continues to manufacture woke garbage at a rate that is unbearable for old Donald Duck fans, who have been demanding for years that these kidnappers release our childhood idols and correct their attitude.
Chuck Schumer, image consultant
Thanks to him, Democratic politicians can now dress in the Senate the same way they do when they go to BLM rallies to set streets on fire.
Joe Biden, still dead
How the hell is someone who doesn’t exist making this list every year? My guess is that it’s an AI-designed hologram that has been loaded with the last 10,000 New York Times editorials as its learning source.
Translated by Joel Dalmau.
READ MORE on this year’s nominees:
To Understand Rashida Tlaib, Look at Her District
Kamala … They Are Coming for You