The guys with the long-hair are very worried about the issue of old music. No wonder. With so many classical music concerts, they have received news that there is some guy running around town playing the flute, which is a bland instrument with no distortion or anything. Although it has an elongated shape, the dude uses it to blow, not even to hit things, or make noise, or anything really hard and manly.

Finally, it is worth clarifying that in classical music distortion is conceptual, like the origins of the raw material in creative nouvelle cuisine.
My junkie neighbor tells me that things are really bad, and that all we need now is for the flute guys to start playing the harp; he ignores the fact that there has already been a harp concert recently only a couple of streets down. And the truth is that it wasn't all that bad. Since the polyphonic version of Deep Purple’s Smoke on the Water that an ex-girlfriend had on her cell phone, I haven't seen anything quite as thrilling.
The metalheads’ concern has been triggered by the arrival in the city of such hostile instruments as the clarinet, the violin, the tambourine, always provocative, and even the xylophone, the wimpiest instrument in the history of music. With the arrival of the xylophone, which especially irritates Pantera fans, the police had to cordon off the area, but even so failed to prevent a group of men sporting Iron Maiden T-shirts from biting the instrument before entering the police van, tearing off several metal bars. The bites from the metalheads, wild but harmonic, propitiated from the xylophone the first notes of Bach's The Art of the Fugue. Fate is cruel.
Classical Music
This ancestral style of music originated in the 70's when Paul Stanley of KISS was in the studio engineering "Detroit Rock City." In the creative heat, the artist had to tie himself to a backwater in the afternoon and breathe. So, during a cigarette break, Stanley grabbed a keyboard and started killing time composing The Four Season...