If you hang around on Xwitter long enough, you’re going to run into some of the DNC’s paid trolls who vomit forth the usual propaganda about their candidate, the decrepit pervert Joe Biden who deserves blame for misgoverning a country three-quarters of us believe is on the wrong track. (Except that it isn’t really Biden doing the misgoverning, is it? He’s more like Ron Burgundy reading off a teleprompter than Lyndon Johnson directing bombing runs over North Vietnam.)

Most of these people are right out of Central Casting. Oh, look — here’s the stylish Gen Z soy boy. Here’s the Navy vet granddad. Here’s the very bright, very enthusiastic Asian-American teenager. Here’s the angst-ridden 20-something obsessed with her right to off her offspring right up until the day the kid is born.

And, magically, these uninteresting, bot-like “influencers” all happen to say the exact same things on the exact same days. But they’re all Totally Individual, You Guys.

A recurring theme among these people — I’m being generous, mind you; maybe I give AI too much credit to think there’s a computer out there calling itself Harry Sisson and dumbing itself down to the level of that account’s tweets — is that Joe Biden is a decent man.

He’s a decent man, all right. He supposedly takes very decent showers naked with his teenage daughter. And he very decently sniffs the hair of other people’s kids when they make the mistake of letting him get close enough. And the only thing more decent than the Chinese bribes he and his family have taken were the Ukrainian bribes. And the Romanian bribes were, of course, the very pillar of decency.

Speaking of decent bribes, is it not strange that Biden Inc. couldn’t find any Americans to bribe?

In any event, you do have to give the DNC trolls a little bit of your sympathy, because it’s hard to do this kind of work for Joe Biden.

How do you tout this guy when he goes to Wisconsin and makes an abject fool out of you?

I’m speaking about this, of course:

Joe Biden just said in a speech in Wisconsin “I, like an awful lot of people in this audience, was the first in my family to go to college.”

That is a lie.

One of the reasons we know it’s a lie is because Biden has bragged several times in the past about how his grandfather… pic.twitter.com/1ppP90RDnD

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) April 8, 2024

Joe Biden has told this lie about how he’s the first member of his family to go to college so many times and had it debunked so many times that it’s time to call the shrinks in.

Of course, lying to the American people from the campaign trail is something Joe Biden has done perhaps more shamelessly than any politician in memory. It absolutely never ends with him. And it goes back four decades. For example, this was an all-time favorite:

Every element of those claims was fraudulent, and Biden was eviscerated for them. That and when it became evident that his stump speech had been plagiarized from a leftist British politician named Neil Kinnock. (RELATED: Joe Biden Is Not Senile — He’s Stupid)

And part of Kinnock’s shtick was that … he was the first one in his family to attend college.

Biden is a third-generation college man. He had a grandfather who went to Santa Clara College, as Biden claims, and may or may not have been an All-American football player. One of Biden’s lies about his own college background is that he played football at the University of Delaware when there is no record of his ever appearing in a game.

And his father didn’t just go to college; he went to Johns Hopkins. Which is a lot more prestigious institution than either Delaware or Syracuse University, where Biden went to law school.

You would think that continuing to make such a repeatedly debunked claim wouldn’t happen anymore. You’d think that he’d have learned to leave it alone.

And yet Biden can’t.

He can’t because he’s told so many lies, and he’s shown so much contempt for the voters he’s taken a podium to address for so long, that Joe Biden can’t differentiate between his lies and reality.

His lies have become his reality.

He believes his own bullshit now.

And he’s so demented, so senile, that it’s all a cloud in his head that he can’t see through.

So a claim he made when running a failed campaign for president in 1988 is just as true to him as something that actually happened.

That’s why you have stories about Corn Pop, and that’s why he acts like it’s inconceivable he and his family might have done something wrong in taking all that money from those sketchy foreigners.

In the cloud, it’s all true. Or none of it is. And so, he picks and chooses what he wants to believe on a given day.

Reality? The world? Consequence? Those things have never mattered to Joe Biden. His is a song sung by a fool to an audience of idiots, and he’s never known any real trouble for singing it.

Sure, he was disqualified as a presidential candidate multiple times for his lies and the grotesquely insignificant record of achievement they papered over. It didn’t matter. Barack Obama made him vice president and then president anyway. And those bribes, the classified documents he stole and squirreled away — or used for whatever sketchy purpose he might have intended — none of it ever mattered.

It never mattered because Joe Biden is a decent man.

Or, at least, so say the new generation of liars.